Sunday, May 21, 2023
Sunday, February 26, 2023
28 Random Things That Define The Culture
26. Def Jam
25. Ginger Ale
23. Essence
21. Jet magazine
20. BET
19. Apollo Theater
9. Plastic Market Bags
7. Drawer full of Condiments
2. Line Dances
1. Family Reunion
Monday, February 13, 2023
Super Bowl Halftime WishList
Rihanna shut down the Super Bowl last night, love it or hate it there is no doubt Rihanna did one of the many things she does best. That's get folk's talking, whether it was her song selection, lack of guests, or the subtle reveal that she is expecting again (congratulations to her).
When Ariana Grande debuted back in the 2010's all I heard was a young lady who starred in a Nickelodeon show trying to be a singer. I did like her song with Mac Miller The Way, other than that I was eh on Ariana. As my wife played more song's of hers in the car, I thought damn Ariana can sing. She is one of the biggest artists of the past decade and has some certified bangers like 7 Rings, Break Up With Your Girlfriend (Cause I'm Bored), Baby I ,Problem and one of my favorites One Last Time among others. Let's give Ariana, her time on the grand stage of The Super Bowl.
One of the biggest artists of the past 25 years, at one time the heir apparent to Michael Jackson's throne. Usher Raymond is a megastar but above that he is a performer that is going to give you a show. He participated in The Black Eyed Peas halftime show at Super Bowl XLV in 2011, but the man deserves the stage all to his own. From You Make Me Wanna to My Way segue into a little U Remind Me before bringing the moves for U Don't Have To Call, Caught Up, and of course Yeah! and OMG. Usher would take full advantage of his 15 minute set and leave an impression that properly would put his show in the conversation as one of the best Super Bowl shows ever.
Saturday, February 4, 2023
Top Twenty Black Sitcom Theme Songs
Sitcom theme songs we as fans love them. It helps set the tone for the show and often gives a brief synopsis of the show's overall story.
There are some undeniable classic sitcom theme songs in the world. The ones you will hum out of nowhere or sing just cause it popped in your head. Within the Black culture we love our classic sitcom themes, in my opinion here are the top ten Black sitcom theme songs.
20. Thea
The show itself only lasted for a season and wasn't very popular, but the theme song to the 90's sitcom Thea deserves to be in the conversation of best Black Sitcom themes. Thea Vidale herself sang the theme song and she bought the soul out of her to perform it.
The sister also starred Brandy and Jason Weaver who both could have contributed to make the theme song even better.
19. Sister, Sister
Debuting in 1994 and starring twin sisters Tia and Tamara Mowry, along with sitcom legends Jackée Harry and Tim Reid. Sister Sister is a true 90's sitcom and the theme song is a representation of the time period, colorful and upbeat. You'll be singing it and not even realize it, as the characters aged the show updated the theme song with a slowed down R&B edge to remind audience these were now young woman.
I Prefer the original theme but they are both good intro's and worthy of the top twenty list.
18. Smart Guy
Following right behind the Mowry Sister's is their younger brother Tahj Mowry and his show WB show Smart Guy. Sung by Kristian Rex the theme song is light hearted and catchy enough to have audience members singing the jingle while the show is airing and afterwards.
17. Amen
The theme song to Amen could get you ready for Sunday service or get you through a rough day with a little inspiration. Sung by Gospel singer Vanessa Bell Armstrong she put her whole soul into this song, thus you feel "Shine On Me" soon as the beat drops.
16. Kenan & Kel
For 90's kid's Saturday Night's were reserved SNICK on Nickelodeon. Along with All That and Are You Afraid Of The Dark? a major reason for the popularity of Snick was Kenan Thompson, Kel Mitchell, and their show Kenan & Kel. Their theme song rapped by Coolio (probably the safest rapper from a content perspective they could find.) is infectious and while follows the same rap melody as other Coolio joint's. Make's you rock your head back and forth as you wait for the laughs to begin.
15. Sanford & Son
14. Family Matters
To be honest I kind of was on the fence about adding this one. I had to relisten to it several times and realized it absolutely belonged on this list. Family Matters was a staple of ABC's TGIF lineup (man I miss those days) and in many Black families home's. The theme song "Day's Go By" sang by Jesse Frederick makes even more sense the older you get. It 100 % is a top twenty them for Black Sitcoms.
13. Girlfriends
This Theme song is perfect because it get's right to the point of the show. If the title wasn't enough of a hint one of UPN's rare classics, Girlfriends focuses on a quartet of friends and the bond they have through their up's and down's in life. I had no idea Angie Stone sang the theme song, listening back I definitely hear her voice and it fit into the neo-soul vibe that was popular during the show's run.
12. Martin
Honestly Martin is my favorite sitcom of all-time and there's not much to the theme song. Damnit if it isn't catchy though.
11. 227
"Well There's No Place Like Home". 227 followed the tight-knit residents of a apartment complex in Washington D.C. The theme song was sang by none other than Marla Gibbs and it give's off a welcoming vibe. I feel like 227 often get's lost in the conversation of top tier but not quite classic Black sitcoms and the theme song is right up there with it deserving more flowers.
10. One on One
One on One is a good but not great sitcom, it's typical early 2000's UPN fare. Not a bad show but not a great show, a little cheesy but you were going to watch the whole half hour. That theme song however is top notch in my opinion. I don't know what it is but it just hits and is very catchy.
9. In Living Color
We owe the Wayans Family so many flowers for how they've entertained us over the year's. The classic 90's sketch show is not only hell of funny to this day, that theme song by Heavy D is a classic as well. You could play that joint at a party and I'm sure the dance floor will fill up, the song is more than a show intro it's a vibe.
8. Good Times
Good Times, ain't we lucky we got them? This sitcom is still relevant today as it was in the 1970's when it aired. When you hit road bumps you think about the Good Times you've had which is what Good Times is all about. The song is catchy with a message and is a top ten theme song.
7. Half & Half
Another UPN sitcom theme Half & Half intro simply HIT'S, maybe more so than other UPN shows and one I've yet to mention. This theme has R&B and Gospel blended very well in this intro, and the video help's cause it looks like the cast were having the time of their lives performing it.
I've heard conflicting stories on who actually performed the intro, some sources say Melodie Daniels others say Shanice (I love Your Smile fame). Either way this song deserved to be longer than 40 seconds. We need a full 3 minute's of this song.
6. Diff'rent Strokes
"Now the world don't move to the beat of just one stroke." even if you've never seen Diff'rent Strokes you have heard that opening line. You may or may not be shocked to learn that Alan Thicke (Dad on Growing Pains, Robin Thicke's father) actually sang the theme song. The lyrics are simple, the melody is simple and it get's to the point. Which makes it one of the top theme song intro's ever.
5. A Different World
A Different World the show itself is a classic, but on matter how you slice it A Different World the theme song may be more popular than the show. Longtime fans of the show randomly sing the lyrics and the beat can be infectious enough to get you to dance. Now the question often becomes which version of the theme song is more beloved? There were three versions throughout the six season series all performed by legends. Season 1 was sung by Phoebe Snow, Seasons 2-5 were sung by the Queen Of Soul Aretha Franklin. Then the last season got a New Jack Swing infused intro sung by Boyz II Men. Truth of the matter is you can't go wrong with any of them.
4. Moesha
Mo-to the E to the..Moesha. Probably UPN's first hit Moesha debuted in 1996 and ran for 5 season's. Since Brandy is a real singer who else would perform the intro but her? Produced by Kurt Farquhar who also produced intros for other favorites on this list One on One, Sister Sister, Girlfriends. As well as some that didn't make the cut like Cousin Skeeter.
Moesha is probably one of the biggest theme song's to come out of the 90's. It was remixed a few times throughout the show's run to coincide with Moesha getting older. Either way it is a bonafide hit.
3. The Jeffersons
The Jeffersons debuted January 18th, 1975 almost fifty years later it's theme song is still beloved. "Well we're moving on up" is one everyone says when they come across a come up in life. I never knew this but Janet Du'bois of Good Times fame actually sang the theme song. She put her whole soul into the song as well, and it show's because Decades later it is woven into pop culture.
2. Living Single
This theme song hit's on absolutely all cylinders, the beat, the dancer, and of course a rap by show star Queen Latifah. Living Single is just as beloved today as it was back in the 90's, besides the good material the theme song has a lot to do with why it's still a staple on streaming services and cable TV. Go to a 90's party and the DJ is likely to blend it into their set, the intro is just that damn good.
1. Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Come on, could anything else be number one? If someone randomly yell's out "In West Philadelphia Born and Raised", there is surely going to be someone if not everyone who chimes in and finishes the rest. This theme song actually gets performed at karaoke bars that's how popular it is. Rapped by none other The Fresh Prince himself Will Smith, the intro gives you a quick run down of the show's plot and with it's upbeat demeanor let's fans know out the gate the show is lighthearted and funny.
There's an extended version that was obviously cut for time, but every and now then during a rerun it's played and the song slaps even more as the kids say.
Sunday, January 22, 2023
Chappelle Show At 20: 10 Funniest Skits
Just like that my friends it is the 20th anniversary of Chappelle Show. Debuting January 22, 2003 and running for only two full seasons and a mashed up third for a total of 28 episodes. The show had pop culture in a full press choke hold during it's run. 20 year's later it still has a hold on much of society. Especially those of us who were teenagers/young adults during the show's initial run.
I always found Dave Chappelle as a funny guy, but it wasn't until his 2000 HBO special Killin' Them Softly that I realized what a genius he is. The genius trait carried over into Chappelle Show leaving us with several memorable skits and characters. To Celebrate the man and the show, here are ten of the funniest skits during the show's run.
10. Kneehigh park
This skit aired on season 2 episode 10 of the show. It's a parody of Sesame Street, which Dave riffed on previously in his stand up special. Kneehigh Park is a rougher version of Sesame Street where the kids are introduced to life lessons such as the dangers of drugs, std's like herpes and crabs, and the cynical view of life and society the older you get (a very important life lesson). Stinky The Grump (Hilariously voiced Charlie Murphy) help's drive that point home when his famous "Fuck It" jingle. Kneehigh Park is not one I hear people reference much, but each segment is very funny and the overall skit is highly underrated.
9. Tyrone Biggums
The World was introduced to Tyrone Biggums in the second episode of the first season. A functioning crackhead impervious to pain and willing to do whatever for his next hit. He would be a recurring character throughout the shows run. In his debut skit he talk's to a classroom about the dangers of smoking crack and......how to be a dealer.
8. Making the Band
In the early 2000's MTV's Making The Band starring Diddy (Then known as P. Diddy) was a sensation. It was such an sensation the rap group he put together Da' Band were actually considered hot. This sketch was genius, featuring actual four members of the band and Chappelle playing both P. Diddy and Dylan.
The sketch riffed on Diddy's consistent threats to shut the studio down during the show, and his famous walk to Brooklyn for some Juniors cheesecake scene. Of course the sketch is most famous for the top 5 rappers of all time line...Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan.
7. Piss On You
Aired during season 1 episode 10, Dave Chappelle sampled R. Kelly's "Feeling On Your Booty" single from a couple years earlier and used the sex tape scandal featuring R. Kelly pissing on women, to create comedy gold. If you don't find the two song's "Piss On You" and the "Piss On You" remix (which samples ignition remix) please please check your pulse. If some reason you have never seen either sketches here's Piss On You and the remix
6. Wayne Brady Show
5. Racial Draft
4. Lil' Jon
In the early 2000's much like Making The Band was a sensation, Lil' Jon and the crunk era of Hip Hop and R&B was an juggernaut. Everytime you turned on the radio or BET and MTV (back when they played music videos) a Lil' Jon produced song was guaranteed to be in the rotation, in fact most times that's all that was in the rotation.
It was only right Chappelle made him a target with A Day In The Life of Lil' Jon. It includes moments at the airport and the doc's office. The skit is even funnier when Chappelle as Lil' Jon has a phone conversation with the actual Lil' Jon. The skit is filled with a lot of "yeahhh's" and "Whattt".
3. Player Hater's Ball
2. Clayton Bigsby
Audiences were introduced to Clayton Bigsby on the very first episode of Chappelle show, and that skit should have been a clue that we were in a ride of something different, thought provoking and hilarious. Clayton Bigsby is a blind white supremacist who just so happens to be Black. He is top 3 fictional Uncle Tom's behind Uncle Ruckus and Stephen (D'Jango Unchained). In real life there are a lot of Black people like this.
The skit is so hilarious because it's a Deadline style segment featuring his life story, his hatred of Black People, and how he is so revered in the white Supremacist community although no one has ever seen his face. Which leads to a hilarious end to the sketch.
1. Charlie Murphy True Hollywood story
Come on could anything else have been the best skit of the Chappelle show series? The skits featured Charlie Murphy (who was an excellent storyteller) recalling wild time's of the 80's he came across some celebrities hanging with his brother Eddie. The first of course is the story of the time Prince beat him and his friends in a game of pick-up basketball, but it's how they get to that point that's a riot.
The second more popular story is a night out on the town with Rick James (who was very good friends with Eddie). Rick was a wild boy in his day and this story further highlights it. The sketch further accentuates how wild Rick was, by having Rick James himself provide some commentary on the going-on's in the skit. The sketch is famous for two lines still uttered today, "Fuck yo' couch" and of course "I'm Rick James Bitch".
Chappelle Show was something special and it was hard narrowing down this list to only 10 skits. I missed some good ones (Samuel L. Jackson Beer), but that's the beauty of the show it was gold all the time. Researching for this blog, I was laughing my ass off at these skits like it was my first time watching them. Which proves how timeless the show was and why it's still loved today.
Cheers to 20 Years Chappelle Show!
Tuesday, January 3, 2023
1993 A Great Year For Action Films
Happy New Year Everyone! Since 2023 is now here, I was doing a bit of research to celebrate film anniversaries on my IG page (@storybyb). In doing so I realized 1993 was a hell of a year for the action genre in films. The list of films released that year in all qualities and budget levels is actually quite impressive. To make reading the article a bit easier, I've broken the films down into categories.
Put That Work In
Van Damme not to be outdone used the momentum from '92's Universal Soldier and starred in Hard Target directed by John Woo. In addition he starred in Nowhere To Run alongside Patricia Arquette. These roles carried him into '94 for some of his more well known roles.
B-Movies
B-Movie classic Sniper starring Tom Berenger and Billy Zane which has spawned a series of follow up films in the franchise. The film spawned 8 follow ups and the latest movie Sniper: Rogue Mission (now playing on Netflix) was actually very enjoyable.
Blown Away starring the two Corey's Corey Haim and Corey Feldman and Nicole Eggert. Corey Haim starts dating Nicole Eggert's character and gets entangled in a whole web of murder and deceit.
A little known movie called Josuha Tree or One Man Army depending on the market etc. starring He-Man himself Dolph Lundgren. It has all the B-movie ingredients random action scenes, random nudity, and a plot that makes some sense but at times doesn't. For those of you who have never heard of it, here's the trailer.
Tae-Bo founder Billy Blanks when he was still trying to make a dent in the Hollywood scene starred in Showdown. Which is clearly a Karate Kid rip-off but actually may have been an inspiration for Never Back Down fifteen years later. Billy Blanks also starred in another B-movie that year alongside pro wrestling legend Roddy Piper, Back In Action.
Another martial arts film Magic Kid this time starring Ted Jan Roberts of Masked Rider fame. He's a kid visiting LA with his sister and staying with their uncle. Their uncle is in some trouble with local gangsters, and he must be saved by his nephew who just wants to meet his hero while in town Don "The Dragon" Wilson.
Action Thrillers
Judgment Night an underrated gem of a movie in my opinion. The film stars Emilio Estevez, Cuba Gooding Jr., Jeremy Piven, Stephen Dorff. The four friends take a wrong turn off the highway and come across a dangerous gang led by Denis Leary. They become the hunted on the run along a Chicago neighborhood.
The Pelican Brief based on a book by John Grisham and starring Denzel Washington and Julia Roberts. Roberts is a law student on the run who needs assistance from Denzel Washington after she uncovers some information about the assassination of political figures.
Striking Distance Bruce Willis is a Pittsburgh cop on river patrol. Several recent young ladies are murdered all with connections to him. Along with his partner Sarah Jessica Parker they set out to find the killer and the connection.
In The Line Of Fire Another political action thriller, this one starring Clint Eastwood. Rene Russo, John Malkovich and Dylan McDermott. Eastwood is a secret service agent still haunted by his failure to protect President Kennedy from assassination 30 years earlier, now he's being taunted as the current president is the next target.
The Fugitive based on the 60's TV show, Tommy Lee Jones is a U.S. Marshall hot on the trail of Harrison Ford who has been accused of murdering his wife. While he's on the run, Ford is searching for the real killer.
Falling Down starring Michael Douglas as a man who has a real shitty downward spiral one day (which actually is a prime example of white male fragility gone wrong) released in February of that year.
True Romance written by Quentin Taratino and directed by Tony Scott. The film stars Christian Slater and Patricia Arquette as two lovers on the run from damn near everybody after accidentally stealing some drugs.
Personal Favorites
The Meteor Man starring Robert Townsend and a host of who's who in Black Hollywood in the early 90's. Next to another one of my favorites The Last Dragon, Meteor Man is one of the earliest memories I have of a Black superhero saving the neighborhood. By the way Amazon still waiting on that Meteor Man cartoon.
Another one of my personal favorites Only The Strong starring Mark Dacasos who should have been an bigger martial arts film star in my opinion. The movie is another clearly inspired Karate Kid film with some dash of Stand and Deliver. The movie introduced me to the Brazilian martial arts style capoeira and the infectious battle chant.
While on martial arts Oh boy, how could I forget Surf Ninjas? Starring Ernie Reyes Jr, Tone-Loc, Kelly Hu, Rob Schneider, and Leslie Nielsen. During this time I was at the height of my martial arts/ninja craze so this movie fit right in. Following two brothers and their motley crue of friends and allys on the run from some not so dangerous ninjas out to get them. It's silly, contains a lot of low brow and slapstick humor, and not the best of movies but damn it's a ride.
Hell 1993 even bought us the often criticized, still decent but flawed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III.
Random's
Overseas action films introduced us to Iron Monkey starring Donnie Yen who should have been crossed over and gained a bigger Hollywood status like Jackie Chan and Jet Li. The weaker of the trilogy primarily due to it's lighter tone but still enjoyable Robocop 3 was released.
Best Of The Best II starring Phillip Rhee and Eric Roberts. Even Wayne Newton joins in the fun with a bit part. The film has a Vegas Gladiator tone to it, and while different from the first one is just as enjoyable.
One for the history books, the often scrutinized but a top tier bad but fun video game movie in Super Mario Bros. Which I also think was the first video game turned into a movie.
Posse starring and directed by Mario Van Pebbles, covers the story of Black cowboys during the western era. An often overlooked topic in Hollywood, still to this day.
While we're on westerns, there's the classic western starring Val Kilmer, Kurt Russell, and Bill Paxton Tombstone. Which revigorated the western genre.
Heavy Hitters
When we talk heavy hitters of action movies in 1993. The cinema gods did us a huge favor that year for action films. Wesley Snipes was mentioned earlier as he was all over the place in '93. He turned in a scene stealing run as villain Simon Phoenix against Sylvester Stallone in one of my absolute favorites Demolition Man. Stallone had us covered again that year with another action banger Cliffhanger.
Then Stallone's old pal Arnold Schwarzenegger lit up the screen in what I think may have been one of the first forms of meta acknowledgments and jokes in a movie, the cult classic Last Action Hero. I absolutely love that movie, and consider it a classic. To this day if Demolition Man or Last Action Hero come on, I likely will stop what I'm doing and watch them.
Point of No Return starring Bridget Fonda and based on the 1990 film La Femme Nikkita. Fonda stars as a recovering addict given a second chance at life to become an assassin. After several successful missions she wants out, but that's as easy as it sounds. The film is famous for the legendary laundry chute explosion scene.
Jurassic Park One of the biggest and most technological advanced blockbusters ever graced screens that year. Directed by not only a legendary director but also a visionary in Steven Spielberg. It opened the door for Hollywood to see how CGI could help bring more stories to life. In fact Avatar has a lot to thank Jurassic Park for. It was the highest grossing movie of 1993, and 30 years later still one of the highest grossing films of all time.
There you have it, some of the masterpieces of 1993 Action films. It's an expansive and impressive list, and I'm sure I missed one or two. Either way if there are any on this list you may not have seen, do yourself a favor and check them out.





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